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vectorbelly:

A comic based on one of the greatest tweets of our generation.
https://twitter.com/pissrifle/status/235499376263430145

dammit, jerry!
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vectorbelly:

A comic based on one of the greatest tweets of our generation.

https://twitter.com/pissrifle/status/235499376263430145

dammit, jerry!

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Katy Perry and Paula Deen’s Faces Are Interchangeable
I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her Butter chapstick

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Also, the same is true of Nic Cage.
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Katy Perry and Paula Deen’s Faces Are Interchangeable

I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her Butter chapstick

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Also, the same is true of Nic Cage.

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I just had to Jimmy my way out of a locked bathroom stall. Kill me. It took me ten minutes

Why is this on the #lol tag? No snark, just genuinely curious.

Why the fuck didn’t he just go over / under it? If it takes more than five minutes, fuck that shit.
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wamiv-:

I just had to Jimmy my way out of a locked bathroom stall. Kill me. It took me ten minutes

Why is this on the #lol tag? No snark, just genuinely curious.

Why the fuck didn’t he just go over / under it? If it takes more than five minutes, fuck that shit.

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Sign Bandit Rewords Stop Signs
This criminal must be pooped immediately
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Sign Bandit Rewords Stop Signs

This criminal must be pooped immediately

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flabbeycrossing:

what a gentleman

my everyday life
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what a gentleman

my everyday life

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Not that.
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Not that.

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Elementary School Student Predicts Awesome Future 
At least the divorce rate will drop. 
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Elementary School Student Predicts Awesome Future

At least the divorce rate will drop. 

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North Koreans Using Homophone to Make Fun of Kim Jung Un’s Birthday

It’s Kim Jung Un’s 30th birthday today, or an extra burdensome day for millions of North Koreans who will be expected to smile, clap hands and she those tears of joy. But on a slightly brighter side, North Koreans have apparently found a way to poke fun at the dear leader with his date of birth January 8 (pronounced “il-pal” or “sippal”), which happens to be a homophone for the Korean swear word “f@#king” (pronounced “sippal”). According to Korean news agencies with sources inside the totalitarian regime, referring to Kim’s birthday as the “f@#king birthday celebrations” has become sort of a trend among the discontent in Pyongyang. Like that one saying goes, “there ain’t no party like a Pyongyang party, ‘cause a Pyongyang party is absolutely mandatory.”
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North Koreans Using Homophone to Make Fun of Kim Jung Un’s Birthday

It’s Kim Jung Un’s 30th birthday today, or an extra burdensome day for millions of North Koreans who will be expected to smile, clap hands and she those tears of joy. But on a slightly brighter side, North Koreans have apparently found a way to poke fun at the dear leader with his date of birth January 8 (pronounced “il-pal” or “sippal”), which happens to be a homophone for the Korean swear word “f@#king” (pronounced “sippal”). According to Korean news agencies with sources inside the totalitarian regime, referring to Kim’s birthday as the “f@#king birthday celebrations” has become sort of a trend among the discontent in Pyongyang. Like that one saying goes, “there ain’t no party like a Pyongyang party, ‘cause a Pyongyang party is absolutely mandatory.”

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Gollum receives a MTV Movie Award

OH MY GOD

TUMBLR DIDN’T MAKE IT UP 

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Diva Legolas Gandalf | Part 14: Gandalf, The Mighty Istari Wizard, Show Us His Qualities 

Previous | Next | First

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Smiguel

If you have the willpower to not reblog Smiguel.
Well then.
I salute you, amigo.

Crying
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Smiguel

If you have the willpower to not reblog Smiguel.

Well then.

I salute you, amigo.

Crying

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