I just had to Jimmy my way out of a locked bathroom stall. Kill me. It took me ten minutes
Why is this on the #lol tag? No snark, just genuinely curious.
Why the fuck didn’t he just go over / under it? If it takes more than five minutes, fuck that shit.
North Koreans Using Homophone to Make Fun of Kim Jung Un’s Birthday
It’s Kim Jung Un’s 30th birthday today, or an extra burdensome day for millions of North Koreans who will be expected to smile, clap hands and she those tears of joy. But on a slightly brighter side, North Koreans have apparently found a way to poke fun at the dear leader with his date of birth January 8 (pronounced “il-pal” or “sippal”), which happens to be a homophone for the Korean swear word “f@#king” (pronounced “sippal”). According to Korean news agencies with sources inside the totalitarian regime, referring to Kim’s birthday as the “f@#king birthday celebrations” has become sort of a trend among the discontent in Pyongyang. Like that one saying goes, “there ain’t no party like a Pyongyang party, ‘cause a Pyongyang party is absolutely mandatory.”